Zelda Bash

[Leedz]

Oh come on, like we REALLY wouldn't have one for this board, too? XD


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Calenodess: you know *snerk* i once made some loose lyrics for the first verse of Saria's Song
Mage Burraki: oh?
Calenodess: i never made it to the rest XD maybe i should sometime
Calenodess: "Saria, Saria, she gave my faaairy ocarinaaaa... in the Lost Woooods.
Saria, Saria, told her I couldn't play, but she taught me hooooow, and then I couuuuuld."
Calenodess: *snerk* it was just something i did in the middle of class once in 9th grade XD i never bothered to do the rest
Mage Burraki: back
Mage Burraki: *roffles* XD
Mage Burraki: GOOD LYRICS.
Calenodess: XD THEY'RE DUMB
Calenodess: it was something Maui challenged me to do once, lol
Mage Burraki: AND THEN I COOOOOOULD
Calenodess: i mentioned something about the ocarina songs having lyrics, and Maui told me to come up with something. so i shrugged and started sputtering crap XD
Calenodess: the Serenade of Water has the worst lyrics EVER
Calenodess: "WAAAATEEEER SEEEREEEENAAAAAAAADE."
Mage Burraki: XD XD XD
Calenodess: Song of Time wasn't TOO bad... still crappy but not as bad as Serenade of Water XD
Calenodess: "I staaaand and I plaaaaay myyyy ocariiinaaa, the song I plaaaay is of tiiiiime."
Mage Burraki: XD XD
Calenodess: *snerk* i think i'm more impressed i actually remember this crap
Mage Burraki: XD XD
Calenodess: Minuet of the Forest was another Grammy winner, baby
Calenodess: MINUET.... OF THE WOOD. (MINUEEEET OF THE WOOOOD)."
Mage Burraki: XDXD
Calenodess: *snerks* ANYWAY XD enough of my mental sneezing
Mage Burraki: *snickers* XD but it's so very amusing
Calenodess: (SONG OF STOOOORMS! SONG OF STOOOORMS! LEEET THE RAIN JUST COME ON DOOOOWN!)
Mage Burraki: XD
Calenodess: (Eponaaaaaa! Eponaaaaaa! Come to meee myyyy hooooorse!)
Calenodess: OKAY SERIOUSLY DONE NOW
Calenodess: *LOCKS MOUTH*
Mage Burraki: XD
Mage Burraki: COME TO MEEE MY HOOOORSE
Calenodess: WHAT? XD IT'S HER SUMMONING SONG
Mage Burraki: goddamnit if I get this character into the RP he needs to sing something like that at somepoint
Calenodess: *snicker* XD i can help
Calenodess: i hope Topaz lets me play Saria
Mage Burraki: Skull Kid: *to Link* I wrote a song for your horse.
Link: .........
Calenodess: then i can come up with stupid songs all i like XD
Mage Burraki: *snickers* XB
Mage Burraki: Skull Kid: *TONE DEAFNESS* EPONA, EPOOONAAA
Mage Burraki: Epona: *cringes in background*
Calenodess: OR OR
Calenodess: XD he sings to the tune of the wrong song
Mage Burraki: *roffles* XD
Calenodess: "EPONA! EPONA! LEEET THE HORSE JUST COME ON DOWN!"
Mage Burraki: Everything he sings ends up being to Saria's tune XD
Mage Burraki: Everyone: ... THAT'S THE SAME TUNE
Calenodess: *snicker* XD that one too
Mage Burraki: Skull Kid: OKAY OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS ONE... *DIFFERENT LYRICS, SAME TUNE*
Calenodess: *TITTER* XD IF I GET SARIA AND YOU GET YOUR SKULL KID, I SUPPOR THIS
Mage Burraki: *snickers* XD YESH

[Stoney]

Saria, Saria, she gave my fairy ocarina
in the Lost Woods
Saria, Saria, told her I can't play, but she showed me how
and then I could

Zelda gave, me her O-carina
But I like, to play the, fairy one
When the game, changed them I, was so sad
I just wish Saria had another one for me to play her song!

(DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM)

Saria, Saria, she's a Kokiri and she doesn't age
Still just a kid
Saria, Saria, wearing long-sleeve shirts, 'though it isn't cold
It's still summer

She's got green, hair and I, think that's cool
I wonder if it is dyed or natural?
There's really, only one, way to know
But I'm not pedophilic that's just wrong and I'd prefer Malon to boooooot!

(DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM)

Saria, Saria, sitting in the Sacred Forest Meadow
Why is she there?
Doesn't she, ever need, to leave and go eat? Or use the bathroom?
She's a machine!

Maybe the, Gorons come, give her stuff
Seeing as, they love her, song so much
Saria, doesn't like, rocks much though
Perhaps I'll leave a fish behind since she is likely starving on that stump!

(DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM)

Now she's gone! Why is that? Where'd she go while I was sle-e-ping
For seven years?
Did she move? I'm amazed! I really need to know, what got her to leave!
Perhaps she's dead...

This future, is very, depressing
I wouldn't, be surprised, if she was chow
Hi there Shiek, been a while, hasn't it?
What's that now you're getting out your harp to teach me a new temple tune?

(DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM)

There she is! Saria, is the Sage of Forest, how about that?
I'm shocked, really.
Maybe now, she'll go back, and sit on her stump, playing all day long!
(and all night too)

Saria, why are you, vanishing?
Don't tell me, you can't go, back with me!
But I was, gonna play, songs for you!
Oh well at least I can talk to you through telepathic convos now!

(DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM)

I'm sorry, but this is, the end of the song. It was fun to write,
but now it's done.
Hopefully, I'll do the, rest of the game's songs, 'cause they're quite simple
and loads of fun.

In closing, let's watch Da-runia
Isn't his, dancing so, unnerving?
Watch him go! King of Dance! Shake dat ass!
Wonder why Nintendo didn't censor this, it scared me as a kid!

(DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!)



DISCLAIMER: Not tryin' to steal anything here, folks. I just liked the lyrics so much that I concluded they needed extending. I claim no ownership of the first verse, which as you all know is by Leda. Everything else is my creation, though.



P.S.

Water Serenade
Water Serenade
Sounds so soft played on a harp by Shiek

[Stoney]

Topaz Mutiny: (and you need to post again, I'm passing)
DaStoney107: Aww, I was hoping for at least a chuckle from Midna due to Link's jackass behavior.
Topaz Mutiny: Midna: That's MY job. D:
DaStoney107: *snerk* XD
DaStoney107: Link: I learned from the best. =D
Topaz Mutiny: Midna: ... Well I'm glad you learned at least one trick. Good puppy!
DaStoney107: Link: I've also learned how sharp canine teeth can tear the limbs off people who annoy me. =D
Topaz Mutiny: Midna: And I've learned how to subdue a wildly bucking animal. >:3
DaStoney107: Link: Sounds saucy.
Topaz Mutiny: Midna: Actually it sounds like this *YANKS ON HIS EARRING*
DaStoney107: XD!
DaStoney107: Oh god XD
Topaz Mutiny: I am SO making her do that in the RP you know XD
DaStoney107: Link: *NEVER WEARS EARRINGS IN HER PRESENCE AGAIN*
Topaz Mutiny: XD
Topaz Mutiny: But then again, Midna would probably be tempered by the fact that Link could possibly expose her (to people, that is)
DaStoney107: Link: LOOK EVERYONE, I'VE GOT A STUFFED KITTY. *holds Midna up by her hat*
Topaz Mutiny: She's shockingly shy around other lightworlders, though it's hidden under a blanket of contempt
Topaz Mutiny: *SNERK*
DaStoney107: Link: SHE SQUEAKS WHEN YOU SQUEEZE HER.
Topaz Mutiny: Midna: ... *MAULS HIS FACE*
DaStoney107: XD
Topaz Mutiny: Of course, that's another thing I wanted her to do.
Topaz Mutiny: Get acclimated to the rest of the Ordonians
DaStoney107: What, maul faces? XD
DaStoney107: Oh.
DaStoney107: BY MAULING FACES? XD
Topaz Mutiny: XD No
DaStoney107: Aww XD
Topaz Mutiny: I mean... Link and Zelda are possibly the only two lightworlders she considers friends right now. And Link... well he's gonna have to go back to farming sooner or later.
DaStoney107: *snerk*
Topaz Mutiny: SOMEDAY it's gonna slip that Link has an imp living in his shadow
DaStoney107: Link: *gives Midna a harness* Here you go, you can be my new mule.
DaStoney107: Link: NOBODY WILL SUSPECT A THING
Topaz Mutiny: Midna: *MAUL*
DaStoney107: XD
Topaz Mutiny: I've been entertaining the thought of Link leaving her somewhere (like in his house, for example), then bringing a friend like Collin or Illia for a suprise visit.
Topaz Mutiny: And all I can imagine after that is Midna's pissed off face XD
DaStoney107: Colin would be traumatized by all the mauling, so it probably wouldn't be a good idea for him.
Topaz Mutiny: XD
DaStoney107: And Ilia would just get jealous.
DaStoney107: Ilia: Only I can maul him!
DaStoney107: Ilia: *MAULS LINK*
DaStoney107: Link: WRRYYYYYYY
Topaz Mutiny: Nay. She scolds him and steals Epona XD
DaStoney107: *snort* XD
DaStoney107: Link: Guess that settles it. =| *turns to Midna* Now you're my new horse, too.
Topaz Mutiny: Midna: You're your own horse, flea-boy. >:|
DaStoney107: Link: That doesn't even make sense.
Topaz Mutiny: Midna: *shoves the shard into him* It does now.
DaStoney107: Link: ADFDSHGJKSGAAJK
DaStoney107: Link: *glowers at her* You suck, you know that?
Topaz Mutiny: Midna: *sits on his back* Mush!
DaStoney107: Link: I'll mush YOU...into a WALL.
Topaz Mutiny: Midna: *that godawful creepy insane laugh*
DaStoney107: *snerk* Screw it, I'm Bashing this XD

[Leedz]

There's probably going to be some word filter shenanigans in these, but XD oh well.

Calenodess: ... i just realized i probably have to flesh out Saria's fairy
Mage Burraki: "it's a fairy. It sparkles and flies around."
Calenodess: *snerk*
Mage Burraki: >> But that's secondary
Calenodess: NiGHTS: I AM NOT A FAIRY
Mage Burraki: JUST PICK A BASIC PERSONALITY FOR NOW
Mage Burraki: *snort* XD
Mage Burraki: Oh crap
Mage Burraki: Saria's fairy is Lumina XD
Calenodess: ... *ROFFLE* DO NOT TEMPT ME XD XD XD
Mage Burraki: Lumina: YOU NEED TO SAVE THE IMAGINARYWHIRL
Saria: What D:>
Mage Burraki: Name it Lumi XD
Calenodess: *freaking headdesks* XDDDD
Calenodess: son of a... XD FUUUUUCK
Mage Burraki: XD DO IT
Mage Burraki: YOU NAMED REMI'S FAIRY
Mage Burraki: I NAME SARIA'S
Calenodess: FUUUUUUUCK
Mage Burraki: XD
Mage Burraki: son of a... is a four letter word thus perfectly useable as a fairy name
Calenodess: *cracks the hell up* fine XD naming it Lumi
Mage Burraki: HURRAY
Calenodess: *snort* no XD
Mage Burraki: "This is my fairy. son of a...." "... what?" "It's name is son of a... " "... that's... unfortunate." "Not as much as Mido and AIDS."
Calenodess: *SNORT* GAWD, DEEBS XD *BREAKS THE DAMN DESK*
Mage Burraki: *SALUTE*

Mage Burraki: I've had a silly dumb idea lately
Calenodess: *sniffle* I DREAM OF BAD FANFICS
Calenodess: oh?
Mage Burraki: The Legend of Zelda
Mage Burraki: only modern
Mage Burraki: imagine dat.
Calenodess: how modern is modern?
Mage Burraki: like present day tech or more
Calenodess: well, i mean more in terms of society and government
Mage Burraki: ah *lol*
Mage Burraki: prolli like ours, I mean
Mage Burraki: It's be a weird twist
Mage Burraki: though I know TP and Windwaker are both supposed to be 'futures'
Calenodess: i think it's a twist that'd kill it for me, lol
Calenodess: *renaissance 'tard*
Mage Burraki: *lol* it's okay
Mage Burraki: I just like to reimagine things sometimes
Calenodess: X3 i do too
Mage Burraki: even when it's not a good idea
Mage Burraki: that and because I'm wondering what sorta spin would be on the characters
Mage Burraki: PRESIDENT GANON
Calenodess: i could see Hyrule modernized. i just.... really wouldn't want it to be like our country *SWEAT*
Mage Burraki: *lol* No
Mage Burraki: I wouldn't either
Mage Burraki: out country is retarded
Mage Burraki: PRIME MINISTER ZELDA
Calenodess: *snerk*
Mage Burraki: *our even
Mage Burraki: RANDOM PERSON LINK
Mage Burraki: Link: :<
Mage Burraki: SOME OTHER PEOPLE
Mage Burraki: THIS IDEA IS SILLY
Calenodess: maybe if it was more like Britain or Japan XD where they still technically have monarchs but they also have parliament and such
Calenodess: ...dammit now i'm imagining Ganon as a shogun. which really dun bode well
Mage Burraki: more like Britian yes
Mage Burraki: *roffles*
Mage Burraki: well
Mage Burraki: it wouldn't be like our country
Mage Burraki: it'd be like a modernized version of Hyrule
Mage Burraki: so of course it wouldn't exactly be like anything on earth
Calenodess: yeah but still XD if something lik LoZ happened in THIS country you know the 3 chosen by the Goddesses would be like... locked up as terrorists
Mage Burraki: I think this is because TP not only reminds me of Metroid Prime, but now Phantasty Star Universe
Calenodess: and the Triforce would be a WMD
Mage Burraki: *roffles*
Mage Burraki: yes
Mage Burraki: this is true
Calenodess: and the Sages would be carted off for interrogation
Mage Burraki: Bush: POINTY EARED TERRIRSTS!
Calenodess: *snortle* XD gawd
Calenodess: GAWD
Calenodess: IT'S SO BAD BUT IT'S SO TRUE *HEADDESK*
Mage Burraki: Bush: WE MUST DECLAIR WAR ON HYRULE
Mage Burraki: Bush: FOR THEIR WMDs
Calenodess: Zelda: oh HELL no *magical BITCHSLAP*
Mage Burraki: Hyrule: we don't have any WM-
Bush: LIARS!
Calenodess: Bush: NO WMDs, HUH? WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU CALL THAT THERE?! *points at water bomb*
Calenodess: Bush: THAT'S AN ABOMINATION UNTO GOD, THERE! PRAISE JESUS!
Calenodess: then again i don't know if Bush could correctly use the word "abomination"
Mage Burraki: abomoonation
Calenodess: AN ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN UNTO GOD
Mage Burraki: *roffles*
Mage Burraki: Bush: IT'S A YETI
Calenodess: you know what makes that even funnier?
Mage Burraki: what
Mage Burraki: and then he gets set on fire by a dodongo
Calenodess: :B there's a yeti later in the game
Mage Burraki: ... law lawl
Calenodess: complete with yeti wife
Calenodess: and yes. I SUPPORT DODONGO FIRE UNTO BUSH
Mage Burraki: and then
Mage Burraki: Bush: I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS
Calenodess: ... *just... cracks the hell up*
Calenodess: Bush: I COULD EAT THIS OCTOPUS!
presidential aide: ..that's an octoROK, sir
Mage Burraki: he chokes on pretzals
Mage Burraki: an octopus would kill him

Mage Burraki: this is the first goron I've ever drawn
Calenodess: gorons are so much cuter in OoT
Calenodess: in TP they've gotten so much more... *lol* chiseled
Mage Burraki: *lol*
Mage Burraki: myeah
Mage Burraki: rock nipples, Leda.
Mage Burraki: Rock nipples.
Calenodess: *facepalm* I'M THINKING THE BAD THING AGAIN *BACK TO THE CORNER*
Mage Burraki: but than again, all the races got more detailed
Mage Burraki: and I just realized there went my idea that Gorons are reptiles
Mage Burraki: they got belly buttons oh god
Calenodess: i think they're just earth spirit beings the way kokiri are wood spirit beings
Calenodess: i mean, their diet is rocks
Mage Burraki: true *shrug*
Mage Burraki: maybe
Mage Burraki: I don't know
Mage Burraki: but you know me :,
Calenodess: yes X3 trying to find the biology <3
Calenodess: i've got it: gorons are what happens when the Thing from Fantastic 4 "spends the night with" a gorilla
Mage Burraki: ... *snort*
Calenodess: YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE
Mage Burraki: *roffles*
Mage Burraki: yeah
Mage Burraki: that works suprisingly well XD
Calenodess: *SALUTE*

[Topaz Mutiny]

God, you people.

You belong in an asylum and yet I love you all. XD

[Leedz]

Calenodess: >_o i had a weird mini-dream that Lon Lon Ranch WAS in TP. in Kakariko Village
Calenodess: and i was thinking "WTF, why does Topaz need to add it to the map? It's here!"
Mage Burraki: *lol*
Mage Burraki: it does make sense in that location
Mage Burraki: it's all
Mage Burraki: westerny
Calenodess: *snerk* yes XD
Mage Burraki: Cows; *die in barrenness*
Mage Burraki: Me: BUT THIS SEEMED LIKE SUCH A GOOD SPOT FOR THEM
Calenodess: XDDD *facepalm*
Calenodess: nowhere to graaaaze
Calenodess: except Hyrule Field
Calenodess: where the monsters await
Mage Burraki: ... *snorts*
Mage Burraki: Now I'm imagining a cow being picked up and flown off by one of those big bird things
Mage Burraki: Link: See, at least goats can defend themselves
Calenodess: ... *snort* XD that'd have to be a strong freaking bird
Calenodess: *snerk*
Calenodess: and speaking of goats, i was just about to say that the other most logical place for Lon Lon would be in Ordon X3
Calenodess: i mean, they already HAVE a cattle ranch
Calenodess: they could add some goats and horses X3
Mage Burraki: *snickers* indood
Calenodess: er
Mage Burraki: well they got a HORSE
Calenodess: add some cows
Calenodess: THEY HAVE GOATS
Calenodess: LOTS OF GOATS
Mage Burraki: COOOWWW
Mage Burraki: but they already milk their goats
Mage Burraki: they don't need cows
Calenodess: :B but beef is nummy
Mage Burraki: Ordonians: WE'LL TAKE GOAT
Mage Burraki: GOAT IN
Mage Burraki: ... Almost typoed that as GOD IN
Calenodess: also X3 did you know in OoT, if you play your ocarina for the cows, you get free milk in your bottle?
Mage Burraki: ... *imagines God being herded intoa barn*
Mage Burraki: ... fufuf
Calenodess: *snortle* XD God herding
Mage Burraki: I DID NOT TO BE KNOWINGS
Calenodess: XD IT'S TRUE
Calenodess: the cow talks to you
Mage Burraki: GOD IN
Mage Burraki: ... talky cow XD
Calenodess: i believe it's if you play Epona's song
Mage Burraki: do goats talk to youif you're wolf Link?
Calenodess: and the cow moos and goes "Ooooh, i like that song! It reminds me of the open pasture! Here, take some of my milk in thanks!"
Calenodess: i don't think so. i think they just run away in an "OHSHIT" type of manner X3
Mage Burraki: XD XD *roffle*

[Leedz]

Calenodess: ... *cracks the son of a... up @ this doujin cover*
Calenodess: FINALL THE JOKES WE ALL MADE IN OoT HAVE MADE IT TO PRINT XD doujinshi.ransky.net/photo/DCIMG0512.JPG
HyperMario128III: I like how Gannondorf is smiling down there...
Topaz Mutiny: ... The hell? XD
Calenodess: Ganon: I SEE PARIS, I SEE FRANCE
Calenodess: Link: SHADDAP
HyperMario128III: It's like he's saying, "Come on, you know you've always wanted to see this..."
Topaz Mutiny: I didn't D:
Mage Burraki: that
Vize Viper: XD
Mage Burraki: looks like shota
Vize Viper: WHAT THE son of a.... XD
Topaz Mutiny: WHERE DID THE MANLINESS GO?!!! D:
Calenodess: XD it's a joke that originated in OoT
Mage Burraki: SHOOOTTAAAA
Topaz Mutiny: Wut, that Link's a girl?
Mage Burraki: I DON'T WANNA SEE PREPUBESCENT PANTIES
Calenodess: when young Link reaches into a big chest, he has to lean in so far his feet leave the ground, and you can see his underwear XD
Topaz Mutiny: ....
Vize Viper: XD
Topaz Mutiny: I never noticed that
Topaz Mutiny: *MAKES A NOT TO CHECK WHEN SHE GETS OoT BACK*
Calenodess: *roffle* HOW DO YOU -NOT- NOTICE THAT? XD THEY SHOVE IT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE
MetalSonicLover: Selective blindness
Calenodess: gawd, my friends and i were such tards that we had snicker fits every time XDD
Vize Viper: XD
Topaz Mutiny: I was in my years of innocence
Calenodess: "LINK WEARS TIGHTY WHITIES"
Topaz Mutiny: I DO NOT NOTICE THINGS LIKE UNDIES
Vize Viper: "DO NOT WANT! *SO DO NOT SEE*"
MetalSonicLover: IE: She was in her years before meeting us
Topaz Mutiny: WHEN I AM SEVEN
Calenodess: *snicker* true XD
Calenodess: *was in high school at the time, so*
Mage Burraki: tighty whities
Mage Burraki: are part of Kokiri attire
Mage Burraki: obviously
Topaz Mutiny: XD
Calenodess: of course
Mage Burraki: Remi: *crosses arms* And thus why I am never going back.
Calenodess: Remi: i prefer boxer-briefs
Topaz Mutiny: ...
Mage Burraki: *snort*
xenomina: XD
HyperMario128III: Made out of leaves, apparently.
Mage Burraki: Remi: ALL NATURAL
Calenodess: of course
Topaz Mutiny: *just imagined Remi with Heart-Print boxers on*
Topaz Mutiny: @_@
Mage Burraki: *roffles*
Mage Burraki: on his head
xenomina: GAAAAAH *gigglefits*
Calenodess: XD Triforce undies
MetalSonicLover: Heart print boxers = instant hilarity
Mage Burraki: *snorts*
Vize Viper: Remi: *BUTTSHAKE* *rustle-rustle* :-D
Topaz Mutiny: XD
Topaz Mutiny: YES TRIFORCE UNDIED
Calenodess: "I HAVE THE POWER! RIGHT ON MY ASS!"
Mage Burraki: *facepalms* gawd
Topaz Mutiny: *UNDIES
Mage Burraki: undead undies
Mage Burraki: great
Topaz Mutiny: AND ZELDA, LINK and GANON WEAR 'EM.
Mage Burraki: Redeads in triforce boxers
Topaz Mutiny: AT THE SAME TIME
Calenodess: ...
Calenodess: *roffle* XD
Mage Burraki: shuffling about
Calenodess: or even worse
Topaz Mutiny: Zelda: ... That's one thing the Triforce of Wisdom didn't forewarn me about...
Calenodess: you know how in OoT Link and Zelda meet as kids? XD and Ganon's "serving" in the castle?
Calenodess: Zelda: *leads Link to Ganon's quarters to sneak around*
Topaz Mutiny: ...
Calenodess: and they discover his GIGANTIC GERUDO TRIFORCE BOXERS
Topaz Mutiny: XD
Topaz Mutiny: XDDDD
Mage Burraki: Shad: I don't understand the appeal *OOCCA BOXERS*
Calenodess: Link: ... we could prolly fit in these at the same time
Calenodess: Link: LET'S TRY
Calenodess: and they each hop in a leg
Mage Burraki: XDXD
Calenodess: and go hopping around like a potato sack race XD
HyperMario128III: MUA HA HA!!!
Topaz Mutiny: *chokes on her spit* AUGH
Topaz Mutiny: XD
HyperMario128III: ... I got the RPs to work again.
Calenodess: WHAT?
Topaz Mutiny: *ASPHIXIATING*
Topaz Mutiny: *FLAIL*
HyperMario128III: DID YOU THINK YOU COULD BEAT ME!? YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!!
Calenodess: Link and Zelda: *HOP DOWN THE HALL IN GANON'S TRIFORCE BOXERS*
Calenodess: and they run into Ganon
Topaz Mutiny: BASH THAT LEDA. XD I DARE YOU
Calenodess: Link and Zelda: ... <
ArtemusWolfwood: ...what
Calenodess: Ganon: THAT'S IT D:< I'M TAKING OVER THIS KINGDOM
Topaz Mutiny: *FACEDESKING TOO DAMN HARD TO BASH IT HERSELF*
Calenodess: Ganon: THE KING'S DAUGHTER DISRESPECTED MY UNDERROOS
Calenodess: Ganon: THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT IN MY CULTURE
Vize Viper: XD!!!
ArtemusWolfwood: Y'all is twisted
Vize Viper: Yup. :-D
Topaz Mutiny: <<
Calenodess: XD *bow*
Mage Burraki: myep
Topaz Mutiny: I'm not totally yet XD
Vize Viper: *SALUTES LEEDZ*
Calenodess: XD and as requested *goes to Bash*
Topaz Mutiny: XD!