Post by Diddly-Dark Black on Jan 11, 2008 22:08:11 GMT -5
Name:
For all anyone knows, his real name is Happy Mask Salesman.
Nicknames:
Creepy Mask Salesman, Scary Mask Salesman, Oh God How is He Doing That
Age:
Seems to be in his mid 30s
Species:
Seems to be a hylian. Seems. Sometimes, people doubt.
Gender:
Male
Alignment:
Neutral Neutral
Type:
Magic
Size:
Either upper range of five foot something or the lower range of six foot something, it's difficult to tell due to poor posture caused by carrying around hundreds of pounds of masks.
Build:
Skinny and hunched over (usually with hands clasped)
IQ:
133-140: Quite intelligent, no limitations on career potentiality
Birth Place:
This is unknown to everyone*, and the Happy Mask Salesman tells no one. But, surely, he must of been born, and he must of been born somewhere... (some rather far fetched rumors say he came from the moon, though)
Residence:
Happy Mask Salesman travels the world, selling his wares, coming and going without rhyme or reason
Occupation:
Mask Salesman. A Happy one.
Stats:
Physical: 4
Mental: 9
Luck: 8
Physical Abilities:
The Happy Mask Salesman has the bizarre ability to seemingly change his position instantly, going from one gesture to another without any apparent transition. Most that see this assume their mind is playing tricks on them, but... perhaps not. And during all of this, his smile never, ever fades (except, maybe, for one, very, very rare occasion, many, many years ago).
He can also haul huge amounts of masks over incredible distances.
Learned Abilities:
Goading small children into doing his work for him, or retrieve ancient, demoniacally possessed masks.
The merchant's touch of selling people things they don't really need.
Or, to put it in short, he can be very persuasive.
He also has an uncanny ability to find his way around, sometimes popping up in the most unlikely of places.
Weaknesses:
Despite that he has a back that'd make a draft horse jealous from carrying all those masks, he's actually not that physically strong. A small child could probably beat him up. No, really.
One would have to imagine that his other physical skills are lacking. After all, he's just a mask salesman.
Hobbies & Talents:
Selling masks. Buying masks. Finding masks. Making masks.
Personality:
Though seemingly good natured and well intentioned, the Happy Mask Salesman is very, very secretive, and by many people's opinion, possibly scheming. Though, what he could possibly be scheming about is mystery to everyone, as his goals seem to revolve soundly around his mask collection. Regardless, he doesn't seem to be harming anyone, and he's friendly enough (unless you can't pay him).
Likes:
Masks, masks, masks, the colour purple, masks, masks, tasty meat, masks, rupees, masks, making a sale
Dislikes:
Not being paid, being stolen from, going hungry, having no money, people looking around but not buying anything, skull children, monsters in general
Body Colours:
Happy Mask Salesman has a slightly yellowy light golden skin colour, red hair, and, though usually not seen, red eyes. His teeth are very, very white.
Appearance:
Clothing:
See above.
History:
Much about the Happy Mask Salesman is shrouded in mystery. No one really knows much about him, either, other than that he comes and goes, selling masks wherever he goes. Because of this, his eerie smile and strange movements, many rumors surround him. Some say he disappears for long periods of time, years, decades, some rumors saying a hundred years, and that whenever he returns, he always looks the same as always, right down to the comb of his hair. Some say he's a demon, or some sort of spirit, and that he holds some sort of sinister motive behind that smiling face.
But of course, all these rumors are silly.
He's just a mask salesman, after all.
... Right?
Anything else?
*I have permission to not actually give much detail on his history or background from Topaz, since the Happy Mask Salesman is... a strange character indeed.
Also, he's actually going to sell masks. The masks from OoT and MM will be present, as well as a few new ones. They'll have prices (not that there's a money system here) and if they're sold, they'll be out of stock.
For all anyone knows, his real name is Happy Mask Salesman.
Nicknames:
Creepy Mask Salesman, Scary Mask Salesman, Oh God How is He Doing That
Age:
Seems to be in his mid 30s
Species:
Seems to be a hylian. Seems. Sometimes, people doubt.
Gender:
Male
Alignment:
Neutral Neutral
Type:
Magic
Size:
Either upper range of five foot something or the lower range of six foot something, it's difficult to tell due to poor posture caused by carrying around hundreds of pounds of masks.
Build:
Skinny and hunched over (usually with hands clasped)
IQ:
133-140: Quite intelligent, no limitations on career potentiality
Birth Place:
This is unknown to everyone*, and the Happy Mask Salesman tells no one. But, surely, he must of been born, and he must of been born somewhere... (some rather far fetched rumors say he came from the moon, though)
Residence:
Happy Mask Salesman travels the world, selling his wares, coming and going without rhyme or reason
Occupation:
Mask Salesman. A Happy one.
Stats:
Physical: 4
Mental: 9
Luck: 8
Physical Abilities:
The Happy Mask Salesman has the bizarre ability to seemingly change his position instantly, going from one gesture to another without any apparent transition. Most that see this assume their mind is playing tricks on them, but... perhaps not. And during all of this, his smile never, ever fades (except, maybe, for one, very, very rare occasion, many, many years ago).
He can also haul huge amounts of masks over incredible distances.
Learned Abilities:
Goading small children into doing his work for him, or retrieve ancient, demoniacally possessed masks.
The merchant's touch of selling people things they don't really need.
Or, to put it in short, he can be very persuasive.
He also has an uncanny ability to find his way around, sometimes popping up in the most unlikely of places.
Weaknesses:
Despite that he has a back that'd make a draft horse jealous from carrying all those masks, he's actually not that physically strong. A small child could probably beat him up. No, really.
One would have to imagine that his other physical skills are lacking. After all, he's just a mask salesman.
Hobbies & Talents:
Selling masks. Buying masks. Finding masks. Making masks.
Personality:
Though seemingly good natured and well intentioned, the Happy Mask Salesman is very, very secretive, and by many people's opinion, possibly scheming. Though, what he could possibly be scheming about is mystery to everyone, as his goals seem to revolve soundly around his mask collection. Regardless, he doesn't seem to be harming anyone, and he's friendly enough (unless you can't pay him).
Likes:
Masks, masks, masks, the colour purple, masks, masks, tasty meat, masks, rupees, masks, making a sale
Dislikes:
Not being paid, being stolen from, going hungry, having no money, people looking around but not buying anything, skull children, monsters in general
Body Colours:
Happy Mask Salesman has a slightly yellowy light golden skin colour, red hair, and, though usually not seen, red eyes. His teeth are very, very white.
Appearance:
Clothing:
See above.
History:
Much about the Happy Mask Salesman is shrouded in mystery. No one really knows much about him, either, other than that he comes and goes, selling masks wherever he goes. Because of this, his eerie smile and strange movements, many rumors surround him. Some say he disappears for long periods of time, years, decades, some rumors saying a hundred years, and that whenever he returns, he always looks the same as always, right down to the comb of his hair. Some say he's a demon, or some sort of spirit, and that he holds some sort of sinister motive behind that smiling face.
But of course, all these rumors are silly.
He's just a mask salesman, after all.
... Right?
Anything else?
*I have permission to not actually give much detail on his history or background from Topaz, since the Happy Mask Salesman is... a strange character indeed.
Also, he's actually going to sell masks. The masks from OoT and MM will be present, as well as a few new ones. They'll have prices (not that there's a money system here) and if they're sold, they'll be out of stock.